But seriously, this is a lie. I’m worth, like, 5 goats, max.

Not only will his dad give you 8 goats, he’ll throw in his brother too!

Shane Madej attacking Ryan’s desk while drunk on his instastories on June 1st, 2018.

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

School 

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

My content gets shittier every day.

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