tgirl whoβs really excited about her girlfriendβs bottom surgery because it means she can take her girlfriendβs virginity a second time.
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tgirl whoβs really excited about her girlfriendβs bottom surgery because it means she can take her girlfriendβs virginity a second time.

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Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce
this is a highly controversial opinion, I have no doubt King Arthur was bisexual but I think he was one of the few people in Camelot not interested in fucking Lancelot. he wanted to retain him as an employee but it did not cross his mind that Lancelot was fucking his wife because Lancelot is such a weird little twerp that he did not perceive him as a sexual being. my interpretation.
So true. The Galehaut/Lancelot relationship was like a dynastic marriage to resolve the conflict between two imperial powers. I like to imagine Galehaut was like βI have decided to abandon my plans of capturing [what is now] all of southern England and surrender to you despite my military advantage, all for the love of my achingly beautiful and spectacular new male wife, Lancelot du Lac.β and Arthur was like βOkay. Weird. Not homophobic or anything but Lancelot? Youβre in love with Lancelot?β
Co-signed. Thatβs some real shit you said. Also, unlike Arthur, he was willing to yield and share his lover for everyoneβs benefit. And then he died for love. A real freak. One of the best freaks in 13th century French literature.
heβs the most interesting gay wifeguy in literary gay knight history
βcharacter who gained weight to show how they are healthy nowβ trope my beloved

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ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artistsβ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. Itβs SO COOL, I donβt think Iβve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic
Check him out heβs so cool
Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
What did he do to deserve this
punished by the council
FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT
I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me
The Evidence:
The Magic School Bus can time travel
When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she βknows everythingβ
However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if sheβs experienced this all before
Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzleβs childhood remains mysterious
Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so
Nobody is ever named βValerie Frizzleβ at birth
Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes
A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student
Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold
Holy shit???????
She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need
What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?
One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.
Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those whoβve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond withΒ βem.
dope
LIZ IS TRANS TOO BC SHE HAS HORNS AND FEMALE JACKSONS CHAMELEONS DONT HAVE HORNS
Ms frizzle is a time traveling trans woman is not a take I expected to encounter today but itβs one that I will stand buy to my god damn grave

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before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:
.... I have a suggestion for Canadian actor Ryan Gosling
@theswisscheeserag iβm learning so much
blood is romantic you guys are just cowards
> steam sends me an email
> game you wishlisted is on sale!
> wow, 30% off!
> $50
I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.
yuri beams ur labru

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iβve said it before but i wish vaginas didnβt cost money
you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products thatβs gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like iβm in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.