Time In A Bottle

They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.

Heroes

Society couldn’t function without them.

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

might just fuck around and find out

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

I've seen this post before but it only just occurred to me that there might be some sort of underlying reason that "places where bears are" and "places where people name stars after bears" overlap.

Reblogging for that last comment.

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

Thank you for making real life a little more surreal

Everytime I see this it always make my day a thousand times better