girl help i cant stop posting about succession

petfreakgreghirsch -> successionsunday

the joy of a friend having a spare bed is I can stay the night and not trek home for an hour

MY FUCKING PRTZEL STICKS ARE OVERCOOKED

Storms are as fickle as men

why was this older couple at the gay bar basically my friends polish parents in an alternate universe

I hate when I’m trying to be good and use public transit and then it completely fucks me over

bad bitches take the bus

Just got a drive by outfit compliment, I love women

I am taking down the stickers advertising gambling in my city

the thunder is setting off car alarms

My friends boyfriend broke up with her and I called out of work and said it was a family emergency lol

waited for one train for damn near 30 minutes, missed the connection because we got dropped on the opposite platform, waited for next train for 15 minutes, by the time I get to work it will have taken me over an hour to get to work which is about a 15 minute drive

Just remembered that an older customer asked what Tetris was

some ducks joined me at the beach today

Walking past my old college to go to the beach and I see so many dead birds that collided with a school building, it’s always absolutely horrible to see

I wish you could klarna a friend

Forgot I was gonna do laundry tonight oops lol