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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

eightyonekilograms

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

griffonatrix

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idkitsartman

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

#dunmeshi

codes-and-stuffs

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

love-ardour-anarchism

“If you deny any affinity with another person or kind of person, if you declare it to be wholly different from yourself—as men have done to women, and class has done to class, and nation has done to nation—you may hate it, or deify it, but in either case you have denied its spiritual equality, and its human reality. You have made it into a thing, to which the only possible relationship is a power relationship. And thus you have fatally impoverished your own reality.” Ursula K. Le Guin "American SF and The Other" in Science-Fiction Studies 7, 1975.

pmamtraveller

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

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homeofhousechickens

Oh baby fight

homeofhousechickens

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

homeofhousechickens

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

iliothermia

🌟✨☀️ Lumen ☀️✨🌟

iliothermia

I’ve reprinted this drawing for the first time in years for Pride month, if you’d like one they’re here!

giragirameganedan

ashubii

This is why I have TikTok

plutoniumeye

Oh girl, that's just the food.

Oh, I got it.

Well look who found themselves back at my doorstep, huh? Peggy!

Look what the rat dragged in, boss.

Are you gonna have me standing out here all night, Billy, or are you gonna invite me in?

You'll freeze out there, baby. Come on in. Warm yourself by the fireplace.

This isn't the hovel I remember.

Put a sock in it, loose floozy.

I see this-

I thought you'd change your tune, doll. Peggy! Move the merch. Make yourself comfortable, doll.

I'm not gonna have your secretary slandering my good name. If you want to keep me, the first thing you're gonna do is put a leash on that one.

Ruff!

Peggy!

Sorry. I'm drunk.

I thought I'd seen the last of your beautiful body when I watched your back walk away from me down 5th ave.

I'm willing to bet this dame's out of cash.

You know, Peggy? I'm willing to bet you're right. Oh yeah.

I resent that. Can't a doting wife check on her husband?

Now you're married.

Enough out of you two.

I've been thinking. I want to come home.

AAAA! Peggy, mark! This! Down! In! History! My cheatin', cahootin', connivin' wife is back! She loves me! One second, ladies. Uh huh. Uh huh. Right. Speak to you soon. The whole soup factory's underwater. Biggest soup leak we've ever had. We're toast, Peggy.

Well, look at the time.

Peggy, write this down. "Dear fire marshal, the soup can factory is six feet under broth. Likely no survivors. We're ruined."

!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains FOURTEEN (14) DAMES

comicgeekscomicgeek

faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

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homunculus-argument

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

atlantus

I got lunch with my uncle and my neice, who Fifteen(tm) and i was like How Are You?

And she was just like "school sucks, my mom sucks, being fifteen sucks, i just want to grow up"

and so me, a wise and wisened newly fresh thirty year old just replied "yeah it does fucken suck!"

And when i tell you the air physically lightened up and she laughed so hard! And she told me more about why it all sucks and how she feels like no one listened to her, and they tell her to just do it, just get it done, and this girl is tired! She has so much homework and she feels like shes not smart because shes inundated with homework and school and she feels like the people in her life are not hearing her!

Just agree with people when they say something sucks for them! Offer a little sympathy, have some empathy. It does fucking suck being Fifteen.

#part of the reason nostalgia bait doesn't work on me is cuz i had a miserable childhood #life only continues to get progressively better as i age

jasmindas

The most beautiful shades of red🍒🍓

wizardsisananimal

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

#always relevant unfortunately!!!

batmanisagatewaydrug

what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

batmanisagatewaydrug

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

electricpurrs

THERE IS STILL TIME

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animentality

soshinee

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

soshinee

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

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