The Undisputed Champion Of The Rust Belt

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

They should start calling it April Media Literacy Day.

I’m going to have a good day today and so are you

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

Walking around with this sheet in hand and pointedly taking it out and methodically searching through it every time I want to say something

Excuse me, sir, has to be my favorite of the list