very dead lol

Did you mean Filch’s backstory

if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him

There’s a difference between being misunderstood and being misguided. Draco and his Slytherin friends are misinformed and misguided by their parents, they are not misunderstood. They were awful, they did horrible things, they weren’t secretly non-bigoted underneath. They can learn from their mistakes and grow up to be better people, that still doesn’t mean their past actions are excusable or that Harry was prejudiced to dislike them. They earned his dislike, they can earn his/others forgiveness too.

harry potter, surprising literally everyone, retires from being an auror to make ceramics in a cottage in the hills. “i don’t know,” the boy who lived said in a statement. “becoming a potter just seemed right, you know?”

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

what the heLL

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

it’s back

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

Always reblog the broken post 💪🏼

I don’t understand what’s happening

There isn’t even a point liking this, just reblog

@lds-fbi

Reblogging for historic post

Yep. No notes.

O.O

Broke post comes around again xD

Blep! It’s true.

It’s broken, we have done it

Holy fuck.

Love reblogging this post

Yay it says I love it so it has one note!.

Reblog the broken post

They’re all broken!!!

😶😱

THE BROKEN POST 😱

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

the reason i’m so salty about the half blood prince movie is that that book contained the two (2) greatest Harry lines™ in history: “there’s no need to call me sir, professor” and “roonil wazlib”, NEITHER OF WHICH WERE INCLUDED IN THE MOVIE. an insult to my son tbh

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

I hope he got them back

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did

Forget part-Veela. Draco Malfoy is part Keebler elf.

i guess hogwarts kids are super in touch with their emotions because when I try and think of my happiest memory im like “well I had some super good cake that one time”