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Did you mean Filchās backstory

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harry, first year: oh my gosh, the forbidden forest sounds so dangerous! i'd better stay away from it.
harry, seventh year: so i'm having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in
if you think that professor mcgonagall didnāt love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among jamesā many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagallās favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him
Thereās a difference between being misunderstood and being misguided. Draco and his Slytherin friends are misinformed and misguided by their parents, they are not misunderstood. They were awful, they did horrible things, they werenāt secretly non-bigoted underneath. They can learn from their mistakes and grow up to be better people, that still doesnāt mean their past actions are excusable or that Harry was prejudiced to dislike them. They earned his dislike, they can earn his/others forgiveness too.

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harry potter, surprising literally everyone, retires from being an auror to make ceramics in a cottage in the hills.Ā āi donāt know,ā the boy who lived said in a statement.Ā ābecoming a potter just seemed right, you know?ā
Ā Ā Girlās are amazing
I think we broke the notesā¦
i feel like iām reblogging history. āthe post that broke the notesā
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Umā¦.guysā¦.
There are negative notesā¦.
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :ā)
Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys Iām scared..
it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?
now itās floating in the middle of the thingy
EVERY DAMN TIME
Thereās literally nothing there.Ā
What is this?Ā
I couldnāt scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise
Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and Iām laying in bed at nine thirty am
WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY
WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK
I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.
ONE.
NOTE.
Oh wow there are seriously no notes..
What the heck.
OH MY GOSH ITāS TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! Iām.. Iām not sure how this can happen..? But now Iām part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am
WHOA SO WEIRD
I just had to see it for myself and itās true. Holy crap.
On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.
itās back
Huhā¦.
Iāll probably always reblog this
I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up
This post is historic
Always reblog the broken post šŖš¼
I donāt understand whatās happening
There isnāt even a point liking this, just reblog
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Reblogging for historic post
Yep. No notes.
O.O
Broke post comes around again xD
Blep! Itās true.
Itās broken, we have done it
Holy fuck.
Love reblogging this post
Yay it says I love it so it has one note!.
Reblog the broken post
Theyāre all broken!!!
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THE BROKEN POST š±
maybe itāsā¦. subtle.
New fave.
I shouldnāt find this as funny as I do

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the reason iām so salty about the half blood prince movie is that that book contained the two (2) greatest Harry lines⢠in history:Ā āthereās no need to call me sir, professorā andĀ āroonil wazlibā, NEITHER OF WHICH WERE INCLUDED IN THE MOVIE. an insult to my son tbh
Remus: Have you finished laughing yet?
Sirius: No, your name is basically Wolf Wolf. The subtlety is beautiful.
Remus:
Remus: Sirius is known as the Dog Star and is in the constellation Canis Major. Canis is Latin for dog. Your animagus is a dog.
Sirius: But my surname isn't related to dogs.
Remus: You're a black dog.
Sirius: Yeah, but -
Remus: Hush, Woof Woof.
Sirius:
that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi
that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene
I hope he got them back
they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did
Dracoās picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though
what is that hat why are you wearing that omgĀ
Forget part-Veela. Draco Malfoy is part Keebler elf.
ok real talk, the wholeĀ āhalf-blood princeā explanation was sort of glossed over in the film but it was fucking incredible basically what happened was harry was pissing around with the half-blood prince book and hermione was likeĀ āHRRRMM IDK ABOUT THISā and not just because he was excelling but because she thought it was dodgy and harry was likeĀ āyeah whatever hermione fuck youā and carried on using it
anyways hermione was trying to find out who wrote it and she was likeĀ āokay but.. why do we keep referring to the author as aĀ āhimā like⦠it could be a girlā¦ā and everybody was allĀ āshut up hermione its half-blood PRINCEā anyways eventually after some digging she found reference to a witch calledĀ āeileen princeā who used to go to hogwarts and she was likeĀ āaha so it COULD be a woman!ā and again everybody just brushed her off
eventually after harry found out it was snape he was like HOLY FUCK and later when talking to hermione about it she said that actually while she was still wrong she made the best guess - after doing a bit more digging, she found out thatĀ āEileen Princeā was actually snapeās mother, and he used the nameĀ āThe Half-Blood Princeā to refer specifically to his wizarding heritage (because his father was a muggle)
like???? that was such a cool reveal that never made it into the movies and i feel obliged to tell those who have only watched the films

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i guess hogwarts kids are super in touch with their emotions because when I try and think of my happiest memory im like āwell I had some super good cake that one timeā
my firstborn son had a birthday today