Xander's Blog

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

"for other uses, see..." bro what other uses

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

I think the lobate wings would lose out on some lift/power but they’d maybe be good for agility in the canopy? easier to curl in an individual finger to prevent snags in branches.