deepthroat kitchen

Listen if somebody just doesn't want to eat animal products that'd be literally fine but vegans always make it into a morality thing which is inherently racist tbh & also like, being against leather wool etc is literally just fucking stupid if you know how it works at all especially when the alternatives are *checks notes* plastic

Advocate for animal welfare, not animal rights. Advocate for sustainable farming & environmental protection which, btw, includes giving the land back to people who know how to work it properly. Advocate for better conditions for workers. Etc etc etc. But if you're *morally opposed* to just, the act of anyone consuming another animal or its [wheeze] "labor"? At all? You're fucking stupid. Sorry

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

she unzipped my pants but my peanus was shy and ran away

You ever wish you could go back in time and ask the costume makers what they were thinking?

they were thinking that this fucks, next question. 

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

once it’s gone it’s gone