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march, my bird army

the army grows

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phantomrose96

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

nonasuch

unfortunately I don’t believe that people are ontologically good or bad, which is real annoying when someone is pissing me off

thepromiscuousfinger

daughter-of-sapph0

come hither, my loyal knight

a little closer

perfect

*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*

hail-the-villainess

*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*

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stealingpotatoes

LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK

stealingpotatoes

however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds

what-even-is-thiss

I’m not quite as well read on the byzantines as I am about some other eras of Greek history but whenever I peek into what they were up to there’s a concerning amount of hands getting cut off and politics being decided through sports team riots.

what-even-is-thiss

There’s also a concerning amount of “Pfft the outsiders are clearly inferior to us. What makes you think they could ever cave our skulls in with a big stick?“

(INCREDIBLY LOUD BONK)

what-even-is-thiss

Ah yeah what ya got right there is another crusader infestation, yeah. Can’t fully get rid of ‘em ever since Alexios called up the pope for the first crusade. Yeah, once you let one in they don’t stop coming. Multiply like rabbits.

what-even-is-thiss

Not to worry, everyone! We will simply bribe the invaders to go away again!

*opens giant coin purse and only a fly comes out*

Hm. Okay we may have a problem after all.

what-even-is-thiss

OH MY GOD ITS THE BUBONIC PLAGUE BACK AGAIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR

sistersorrow

Crusaders: Okay, we helped overthrow the previous Basileus, so where's our pay

New Basileus (seeing moth fly out of money bag): You're being paid in experience

Truly, they were a continuation of Rome, cause that's the only explanation for how they survived as long as they did

what-even-is-thiss

I think that somebody must’ve wished for the empire to last for a thousand more years and the being that heard them giggled and went okay you got it but remember that you didn’t wish for a thousand years of prosperity

sistersorrow

They wished upon a shooting star, and the sight of that shooting star caused three civil wars

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

sleepy-n-thinkin-stuff

This fanfic shit is easy

faceless-crowd

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

flowerbleedme

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

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what-even-is-thiss

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

what-even-is-thiss

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

bedrock-to-buildheight

How Leaf got her interest in Pokemon evolution very, very enabled

bedrock-to-buildheight

Land speed record for catching the sketchy part!! It ended well here but yeah she didn't tell Lance the problem in a way he'd recognize as such, and Lance completely overlooked how it looks like to her because he's biased. So all That is going unaddressed

f0xdr0id

my dumbest ship headcanon is that michael and kellyn struggle to relax and enjoy their downtime because they can't exit helping mode. This is a side effect of them both being professional good boys.

Half the time when they try and go on a date together they get sidetracked by trying to assist some person or pokemon in need. Its bad enough that their friends will try and step in and redirect the side quests to themselves so these motherfuckers will relax for two seconds. "Oh but this lady lost her debit card!" "Yeah, and that ratata looks kind of hungry" "SIT DOWN AND EAT THE FUCKING PASTA IM SO SERIOUS"

#cute date idea: what if we went on patrol together. and held hands 😳#Kate: what if you WENT ON BREAK TOGETHER. YOU COULD STILL HOLD HANDS.

voidsetup1

nothing here to run from

notsoheterosapien

INSANE!!! BEAUTIFUL AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

silverirony

unreliable narrator but it's just an aromantic writing romance

silverirony

the author's barely concealed aromanticism

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