Lost in the stars

if i was a hacker i wouldn't even be a white hat hacker i'd be sooooo morally ambiguous i'd like leak classified documents and doxx the president or whatever but i'd also use peoples computers to mine for bitcoin but instead of bitcoin its making the viewer count on my girlfriends youtube channel go up

Me when I get you

i love when i can see my bus waiting at a red light from the bus stop. come here babygirl

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

robot girl who works at an office and she calls her computer and the office printer her coworkers

she asks the printer if it wants to go out for drinks with her and her computer and it just makes one of those godawful grinding noises at her

youre the only motherfucker who can handle me

can we nominate him for the Darwin award