$LAYYYTER
The Bowery Presents
trying on a metaphor
Noah Kahan

Andulka
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#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
noise dept.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Jules of Nature
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

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@luna-novaa

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i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true
My mom wants a white little purse dog, she wants to name jt kevin regardless of it being a girl or boy, and I show her white little bitch dogs a lot as kevin inspo bc I have the selfish motive of wanting a pet while I mooch here at home during quarantine. So I showed her this gif
And she went ‘ouoghh...kevin. I miss him’ and I was gonna point out that she has yet to meet him and she cut me off and was like I see him in my dreams
Contender for my favorite tweet of all time
this is my favorite tik tok account
agreed

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I told a kid in my class the other day that it was going to be the year of the tiger! This kid is a kindergartner, five years old.
Usually there’s some interest when I bring this up, but this kid sort of sat with that for a couple minutes, expression settling into a thousand yard stare. Just as I was wondering if something was wrong, he looked at me with his haunted eyes and asked, in a tone of resignation: “When are the tigers coming?”
I had to quickly reassure him that the year of the tiger was like…an animal assigned to the year, and not another plague or natural disaster! Between the Covid, lockdowns, and huge flood of cicadas last year this child probably decided that this was in line with how the world worked and was mentally getting his affairs in order.
‘I guess a plague of tigers might as well happen’
water sourced from free range dads
Fallout 3 (Bethesda, 2008)
Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy
it was just a misunderstanding

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Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.
waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:
Jessimer. Jessimer listen to me. We have to make more patent medicines Jessimer. We have to dissolve more Opium in alcohol
How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?
my brain is full of these working in a little office like spunchbob
It seems pretty windy
Heat seeking spear autolocked onto a mammoth two valleys behind you

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
@blinded-by-love
I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this
I like how you think.
enough. to the Box with you