Elaine The Shy Sorcerer

A/N: I'm currently on my period, so I dug up this quick little headcanon blob about if the MC asked the asked to pick them up feminine hygiene products. I might write some more period headcanons while I suffer, so I'm taking ideas rn Word Count: 595 - Full Cast =======

Lucifer has no problem picking up anything that you. Embarrassment isn't an emotion he knows. Also gets you a little bit of chocolate. 

Mammon gets super huffy and flustered when you first ask him. First off, how dare you request that the Great Mammon go get something for you, and second, you want him to get you what?! Still does it despite grumbling. Gives you a little forehead kiss upon returning. 

Oh man this is just like that one slice of life episode in My Roommate is Secretly a Human! Levi's weirdly excited to go fetch you whatever, but he's also nervous. Does end up texting you to confirm what exact product you want, but is successful. 

Satan is completely nonchalant about it. The green ones? Alright - need anything else, like pain killers? Craving anything? While he's out, snuggle under his blankets and use his tablet to watch whatever you want. Always comes back with a favorite snack, even if you didn't ask for one. 

Asmo will drop everything to tend you, especially on your period. "Pads? What absorbency? Wings? What chocolate do you want? No you're getting chocolate, do you want milk or dark?" Alright, you hold tight, he'll be back in ten to set up your heated blanket and give cuddles. 

Beel's the embodiment of that one tiktok where the chick's boyfriend got her pad and chicken wings (because she asked to get pads with wings.) He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit. waht? What the hell are "tampons"? What do you need them for? Wait wtf do you mean you're bleeding- 

Belphie never really bothered to learn human anatomy and constantly forgets that you bleed every month. Very confused but does make an effort. You’ll have to send him off with a picture or he'll pick up the wrong stuff. 

This is the first time in a while that Diavolo is flustered from buying something. He ends up buying a variety pack instead of just the one you need by accident the first time. He's super apologetic, and does better the next time.

Barbatos is also very nonchalant about it. You could text him at about any time and he'll pick up exactly what you requested. Also brings you your favorite handmade dessert. 

Simeon will also drop just about everything to get you whatever you asked for, with zero embarrassment. He also gets you snacks, both some chocolate and something else. 

Luke tags along with Simeon and picks out a cute little plushie for you. 

Solomon needs a picture, otherwise he will get you the wrong thing. Also doesn't pay attention to anything else on the box, so he may pick up scented or unscented products by accident. He makes up for it with excellent cuddles though.

Mephisto is in the same boat as Belphie. He's concerned that you're saying this bleeding is natural and happens once a month, but he'll do his best to go get you asked for. Very flustered and embarrassed. 

Thirteen already knows what you use - she poked around in your bathroom a bit. Oh, you need pads? Yep, already know the brand you like. She left you a heating pad in the bottom drawer of your desk. Now get comfy and try to relax, she'll be back soon. (Also brings chocolates and a Venus fly trap - she was gonna get normal flowers, but those were boring). 

At one point, he whispered, "H-hey... Are you awake?"

Not really. Not to the point you felt like responding. You were too snug and tired.

Leviathan was breathing deeply. Not like you, whose breathing was typical for those asleep or on the verge of sleeping. Slow and deep and rhythmic. His breath was controlled, like he was making a conscious effort. Inhale, exhale, pause and repeat. You could feel it on your cheek for a brief instant before the sensation disappeared and Leviathan rolled over again.

He was determined to achieve his goal, as evidenced by the snail-slow pace with which he carefully cozied up to you. Leviathan would hover his hand in the air over your arm, over your shoulder. Then he would chicken out and roll away and grab his face and quietly wail into his hands with a quiet "gyaaaaaaaah" until his determination replenished and he could try again.

The commotion was starting to wake you up. You kept your eyes shut in the hopes he would soon settle down.

Leviathan approached again. This time, his elbow grazing against yours only caused him to flinch a little. He propped himself up to lean over you, but wound up pitching back and forth, coming closer and then backing up further, as he fought the instinct to run away again. Leviathan's breath hitched and completely froze for a moment before he slowly sighed.

Something light and warm brushed your forehead. Leviathan placed a gentle kiss above your eyes. It was an unfortunate accident that his chin also bumped into your nose before he could really press his lips against your skin. He immediately pulled his face back and raised a defensive hand, expecting you to wake up and scold him. You'd never do that, though.

There was almost a full minute of silence. No movement, no sound, just Leviathan basking in the euphoric realization that he achieved his goal. Operation bedtime kiss was a success. Kind of.

Spurred on by the confidence from this achievement, Leviathan settled back onto the mattress. After another moment he softly set his shaking fingers over your ribs and leaned his head against your shoulder. He was making the same quiet, happy noises he'd made when he publicly found a rare figure in a used goods shop. The pillow smelled like you. Your shoulder was so warm. He tapped the bottom of your foot with the top of his while trying to arrange himself by your side.