woah

guys its embarrassing that a ryan gosling character is in the top 3 for that tumblr sexyman poll. come on.

@staff @photomatt please ban every one who voted for reyland grace on the Tumblr sexy man poll.

Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

I'm like the arbiter from halo. Motherfucking lightning just struck my house while writing this post

Very bizarre conversation with a friend a few weeks ago where she tried to insist that I asked her for advice on where to get hrt. I was on it before her. No idea why she thought that

She was like "yeah you asked me in march". There was not a single march where I was trans but not on hrt

lalaberry factories literally pollute the earth with giggle gas which is realy bad because giggle gas makes new fucked up worms andbeetles and changes fish to have arms and makes dogs different which is not good at all the fish are feasting on the fuckdworms and creating an army and the dogs are different and the fish are making fish weapons and revolting , and italy is already gone but no one noticed for weeks because the dogs are weird now. so say it with me we need to fix this a better world is possible go out there and VOTE

this would not have happened if you dumb fucks stopped letting perfect be the enemy of good and wrote in biden instead of splitting the vote and letting the cheeto go to play in the white horse

actually kind of impressive that the raw malice towards reddit was concentrated enough that it crystallised into reddit entering internet lexicon as a derogatory adjective and sticking, even on reddit, even in wake of reddit's political success [remembering my mutuals hate beowulf analogies] like beowulf, what with the dragon