i bet it feels good as fuck to be in a band and hear gay rumors about you and the guy youre secretly having sex with

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

@alessmargi

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

Happy 30th Anniversary to "Steamed Hams"

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

alright im done put me in the heart locket

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

what they don’t tell you about your 20s is i want a goddamn cigarette.

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment