Lumos your face, Brighten your mind.

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.

me in a online game when i make friends with another player

im actually speechless

I actually did this for math finals

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

I’ve been stating this for the last two and a half years, and Trump supporters will literally tell you ‘there are no white people trying to get into the US illegally!’   But since most white people here illegally are from Canada, how would you be able to tell?

OH IT MAKES SENSE NOW THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS

Oh and here’s the petition to #FreePia.

stop saying that nothing bad is happening just because no one’s being murdered yet. that isn’t going to fly 30 years from now when we’re forced to look at the repercussions of what’s being done. rwers will literally say nothing bad is happening and these aren’t real concentration camps bc people are treated well. how the fuck do you know, are you the red cross? oh right the red cross won’t be able to get in after these fucking camps are transferred to the control of the US military, the nicest safest group of human beings on the fucking planet. yeah OK. the point is we know what’s going to happen we know where this is going, we’ve seen it time and time again in human history, this fucking orange wearing a toupee was 10 minutes away from literally starting a war, you really think he isn’t fine with the government letting kids die of fucking typhus in their shitty “detention centers” or what ever the fuck they’re calling this shit?

oh my god….there are people alive in this day and age who don’t know how to torrent movies

a friend the other day was like….”oh i really want to watch this movie but i cant find it anywhere on netflix or online” and i said “oh you can just torrent it” and she gave me the blankest look…and then i said “you know…piratebay? kickasstorrents?” and she just frowned at me…what’s happening to this generation

I teach a college English class and not a semester goes by where I don’t have to teach a student how to use the Tab key to indent a new paragraph, because some of them literally have no pragmatic computer experience.

pirate bay and kickass torrents are long gone….. like ofc kids dont know about them…

they’re….they’re still there. kickasstorrents and pirate bay are still there and still kickin like crazy….in 2019….i think people not knowing about them has to do more with the rise of streaming services like netflix n hulu n shit

But its illegal?????????

this is actually the funniest objection i’ve seen so far. what are you? a cop? you love the law? you love paying 15 dollars for albums made by artists who eat lamborghinis and diamonds and will make more money in a year than you ever will in your life? it’s okay. fuck the law.

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

I love the holographic special editions!

these are literally just plastic bags