me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me


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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though
Rehearsing with this band must've been hell

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Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.
[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]
Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.
I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.
I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.
Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.
Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.
Yet another FU song :p
Best of Hitzewelle-Tipps 1973:
Ziemlich Beschissen
Stirn abwischen
Ich habe eine Bockwurst gegessen
Deo unter die Achseln und s°nst ªm gªnzen Kőrper~
Sie soll'n Arbeiten gehen, dann ham Sie was zu tun
Langsam denken
Hut (sonst wird das Gehirn weich)
Emotional damage
"Allein" ist viel zu traurig und ernst, um ein Ärzte Song zu sein

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Emotional damage
"Allein" ist viel zu traurig und ernst, um ein Ärzte Song zu sein
gumo meine freunde was passiert grade in deutschland gibt mir updates
danke !
ich weiß, dass es wieder warm ist, wenn dieser Post wiederbelebt wird
I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.
the maltese burger but in high quality this time. happy pride month
Somehow I have never seen this before and still knew exactly where it was going.
Cats in the Meadow ~ Jenny Bloomfield

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This xkcd.com update introduces a variety of new reading modes which can be activated through the menu.
Creation [Explained]
Transcription Under the Cut
We’ve been listening to this album while doing art stuff. This album is incredible. It’s jokey versions of the songs/tracks on the real “ jazz ist anders” it’s really brightened my evening. I especially like where Farin has to talk Bela into not killing literally everyone.
That and when he eventually kills Bela a few songs later. 10/10 no notes. 🙌
I’m also obsessed with this guy: