wannabe unicorn

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need

“okay but it’s their money! They can decide how to spend it!” Yeah okay but it’s our atmosphere! and water! and no amount of wealth should give you free reign over that!

oh shit

How did you just notice that she was gone from the website, though, my sweet summer child? The blog was terminated in 2014!

!??

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

failed the prostate exam

who the fuck writes these things

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

Oh my gosh it’s back 😵😵😵😂

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

avatar aang is…..my dad

explain

disappeared when i needed him most

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

I’m listening

She picked the right fucking day 🤣🤣

Wtf😂😂😂

They dead

Lmfaooooo dawggggg

Ich sag das jeden Tag mehrmals, eigentlich bei jedem Telefonat welches ich an der Arbeit führe. 😲

the bears will be in eventually

He nyooms

The Hinterlands