•neverending autumn•

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

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phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday