LucindaCordelia

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

if you pee in your pants you pee in real life #punk

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

”Hey there, folks—Cave Johnson here. Did you know that ever since our marketing department decided that rainbow capitalism was the way forward, Aperture Science has risen to within the top 25 queer-friendly companies in the country? That’s right, whether it’s wormhole technology or pandering to a target audience, you can always expect nothing but the best from us. But wait—it. gets. better. We crunched the numbers, and guess what? With our new policy of covering costs for any and all gender affirming services for employees, we’re just 350 satisfied patients away from making it to the top ten! Granted… we do only have a total of 234 trans employees here at the moment. Good news though! The lab girls say they’re working on a plan to find 116 more! They’re hard at work on it currently, and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see— in the meantime though, they’ve been handing out flag stickers for pride month. Apparently, if you wear them directly on your skin and change them twice a week, that means you’re showing maximum solidarity.”

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

“I turned out fine,” she says, staring so far off into space that you can see andromeda reflected in her eyes

A trans woman will say “I’ve made peace with it” while clutching a stuffed animal so tightly that it begins to come apart at the seams

Say it with me, everyone! Understanding logically why you’re experiencing a feeling is not the same as actually processing that feeling!

Healing isn’t forgetting. Recovering isn’t putting something away and never looking at it again. Moving on is a process that includes backslides and relapses instead of demonizing them.

sorry I was going to respond to your post but then my girlfriend who I'm cuddling gently grabbed my hand i text with and placed it groping her tit. which isn't like an invitation to do anything, she just "finds it comfortable". and then yeah I was doing that for a bit.