dog complex

i'm kinda stupid but i care a lot

i spent a lot of today watching microbiology videos and god, i really want there to be microbial life on mars, imagine how many funky lil creatures there might be out there

wish i was more capable of interacting with other people but alas, i remain affected by The Event

motherboard? entertain her then?

every conversation between my gf and i that goes long enough ultimately just becomes about the space shuttle it's awesome

it's very important to calibrate your girls by moving and rotating their body parts in various directions

it's true she does this to me all the time and i've never been more aware of my position in space

U gotta remember that as a member of the us military the best thing you can do to better the world is shoot yourself right this instant ok

Correction you gotta shoot your colleagues first

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect