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I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.
They have to keep it on easy going Beethoven like Ode to Joy here to ensure a more docile response. They cant play In the Hall of the Mountain King cause they were already burning down venues when Grieg dropped that one back in 1875, today there would be a radioactive crater.
THIS IS SO RUSHED BUT PLS CONSIDERΒ
au where everythings the same except luffy has snapchat
#luffy doesnt know how to turn location off and smoker has his snap chat for somereason#nami finally turns it off for him and luffy sends smoker dumb snapchats of sanjiβs smokes being like is this you#luffy takes so many snap chats of zoro and he is sleeping in 99% of them#luffy snapchatting his fights#or getting usopp to snap chat it for him#everyone on his contact list gets a 2 second snapchat of luffy punching a celestial dragon in the face and are like oh fuck
This man <3
Hear me outβ¦

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Iβm about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainerβs bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. Heβs holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, andβ¦ wait for itβ¦. a Navy seal. Weβre gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. Thatβs what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dudeβs house. But Iβm very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebackerβs explorer and headed over to dudeβs house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of Iβd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was likeΒ βFINE. Go take what youβre looking for.β
Retrieval:
So weβre all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didnβt even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasnβt enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then thereβs me. Who was causing general mischiefβ¦. He said to take what I was looking for, thatβs what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. BecauseΒ βyou guys look like you have it under control, and Iβm a sucker for egg salad.β We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirlβs spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we donβt. She sent us all an email once and didnβt blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex.Β βOMG what did you say to him?β Nothing. Weβre not messenger boys. Weβre delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and askedΒ βWtf is all that shit.β So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was likeΒ βSoβ¦. chipoltle?β And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
I was thinking about this story for no reason and decided I should grace you all with it again.
I really hope these dudes are having a good time <3
Still waitingβ¦
hey guys. hey guys guess what.
Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob
@ask-monarchist
I- Is this not incredibly disrespectful?
Nothing BUT respect for Velvet Mouth Lizzie, when the dentures go off the pants go DOWN!!
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PLAY THE MEGALOVANIA
Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

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Every reblog removes one HP from the queen
i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit
This is so fun its just like Jenga
i cant wait for the internet to go crazy w this when the queen dies
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reblog to make someone bisexual
Fucked up how this is true
Bro seriously why, I started cycling a lot more and suddenly Iβm less sad, but like, there was some vibe in the sad, but I like cycling now.
what th
IβVE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldnβt google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE
This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
Oh myfdb c
I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible
Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making
The transition at the end is SENDING ME
For anyone wondering itβs from golden boy. One of, if not the greatest comedy anime ever imo, you can find the entire series on YouTube

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Bro this is the UK, not a desert, please just piss down with rain so I can vibe, maybe keep some of the heat too.
I finished stray yesterday even got the platinum but that shits still on my mind: the graphics, the attention to detail, B-12β¦ I need help