The Stacy had broken.

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

Internet, show me the adult content and hide ads. Thank you.

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

unironically dean’s ending feels more like a bury your gays than cas’s to me

Wow, I hadn't thought of this, but now that I have, holy shit that's sad.

My baby son 💜

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR SOMEONE TO STRING ALL HIS DEEP LITTLE GIGGLES TOGETHER THIS IS AMAZING

I'm so in love with him.

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I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored of elves being just white humans who are all conventionally attractive and hairless!!! This is a whole separate species of creature who can sometimes reach 8 ft in height!!! Described as eerily beautiful but also often frightful to look upon, their eyes GLOW like jesus christ draw elves as the slightly-too-long slightly-too-strange cryptids that they deserve to be!! Acknowledge Beren and Aragorn as the lowkey monsterfuckers they are!!!!

For real though. I think the closest they have come was with the portrayal of Galadriel. Like yes, she’s equally gorgeous, white and hairless as all the rest of them but at least they didn’t downplay the fact that she is eerie as fuck and she’s terrifying. She’s not intimidating just because she’s stunning, she’s intimidating because she is powerful to the point that most of the fellowship are dead afraid of her. And we got to see a glimpse of her dark side and I don’t know about y’all but I was 11 when I saw the FOTR for the first time and that scene scared the ever loving fuck out of me.

Elves don’t reproduce quickly enough to get this divers. Not saying they can’t have slight differences in skin color, but… EVERYONE IS CLOSELY RELATED. So you’d have to stick with one look, maybe two.

False! Tolkien elves didn’t evolve from a common ancestor, they are all descended from the 144 unique and individually created cuivienen elves so there are about 20,000 possible racial combinations you could go for and diverse skin tones and appearances are actually far more likely than homogeneity

Also! Its fiction! You hold the power to make it true!

If you read the Riftwar Saga by Raymond E. Feist, the Elves are a bit different. They are a tall, strong race. They are still pretty white but as the story progresses they diversify a bit. This is legit my favorite series of all time!