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RIP Anthony Head, you'll be missed greatly.

Lestat: Can I get my husband in the divorce?

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

nice to meet you

I'm glad you don't bite.

this was a list of offerings i would or wouldn't accept

No books? Suspicious.

maybe a grimoire

Hun, those are best self-made.

@euphemeron ?

When you are working in Żabka (for my non polish friends this is a convenience store. Think 7-eleven) your side job is being a bodyguard also. So it checks. And from what my friends told me you might as well work as..ehkm.. postman, cook, lotto agent, and the newest addition: insurance broker. You do 5 people's jobs and are paid for one. (this is on top of you checking the inventory, changing price tags, sorting the deliveries and being a cashier). All on minimal wage ofc. Yes it's absurd and outrageous. But those stores are literally everywhere.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi