SO ♡ SWEET

Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves