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eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

if you were dating someone you met online and felt deeply in love and had amazing chemistry but had never seen their face, and you were beginning to feel suspicious that they were winston the gorilla from overwatch, how would you feel? what would you do

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

You ever just wanna fuck?