halokarii

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

April

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

I hate being a shuake because shuake holidays are the fucking worst. Hahaha heres the day the boy shoots the other guy in the fucking head on purpose, killing his only ever friend. Heres the day aforementioned boy sacrifices himself for the other guy because he truly utterly cares about him so very much. haha heres the day the boy was ripped back into reality from death because a grown man wanted to use him as a bargaining chip. haha heres the day the boy has to convince the protagonist to let him die so he can make one single choice in his miserable life.

Only one way to make this funnier