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im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that

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myfootyrthroat

There are a bunch of Big Number argument tactics that rely on you not having context for the big number.

#ai and water usage

remnantglow

saw someone promote a book with a collage of out of context negative reviews recently, and i thought it'd be fun to do for some of the older lgbt sci-fi books i've read

#marge piercy mentioned

verminfang

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

dusttt

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

miliabyntite

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escuerzoresucitado

bakersfield-row

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

germaerobics

HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!

flareonfloof

it's so hard to be socially conscious and also maintain a friendly relationship with people i work with

flareonfloof

like there's only so many times you can say "hey don't say that, that's rude/bigoted/a dogwhistle" before everyone just stops talking to you. nothing changes except you're alone now. ask how i know.

flareonfloof

it's easier to ignore the slightly offputting tranny than to actually change how you act dontchaknow

flareonfloof

right, I'm not supposed to blog about anything serious or I'll get censored or deleted or whatever. how about that world cup, huh

#this happens. very often being jewish #like. you casually mention it to someone and they make a holocaust joke immediately #and then you have people telling you antisemitism doesn't exist anymore and it's all zionist propaganda 🙃

chicknwire

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

nyancrimew

thesaurus.com save me

tedlyanderson

aid me

j4gm

assist me thesaurus.com

dwinkus

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

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goetic-justice

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

greelin

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

greelin

ignore the man sucking on me. That’s not important

trippiest

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

gayofthefae

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

apollosunn-moved-deactivated202

anyone else relate

midnightclover

sewer-swan

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

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doomtemparts

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.