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DROP ANOTHER PERFECT CIRCLE ALBUM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
Tags via @jenroses
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead
What are you Saying To Me
i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
Tags via @jenroses
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

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undoubtedly the hottest thing he’s ever done
You wake up one morning, and feel something is off. Your pillow smells strangely sweet. You’re still groggy with sleep, and try to hug your pillow closer. A piece of it simply breaks in your hand. It is made of chocolate.
You try to pull the blanket off of yourself, and you realize that, it too, is made of chocolate. You try to shake it off, and step out of bed. Your carpet feels strangely spongy. You look down, only to realize it’s actually cake. Lovingly baked, and smelling of sweet fruit. You grab a piece, and cautiously take a bite. It is one of the most delicious cakes you have ever eaten.
You get up, confused, and exit your room to see if the rest of your house is like this. The door handle melts in your hand as you hold onto it, and covers it with dark chocolate carefully painted gold. The rest of the carpet on the floor is still cake, the guardrails on the stairs leading down are tempered chocolate, the tiles on the floor are the same, the windows are sugar glass, everything is edible.
You run outside, knocking over the lovingly crafted chocolate front door in a panic.
You realize, in horror, that your house was not an exception. The bushes, the grass, the asphalt on the road, the trees, birds, the world itself, is chocolate.
Somewhere, not too far away, stands a man. Amaury fucking Guichon.
I'm gonna stop you right there
okay rant time. Why are people so bothered by people collecting physical media (cds, vinyls, dvds, VHS, etc) and or people who prefer 'single- purpose' devices. "OH but you have spotify" "Oh but streaming exists" Well I DO NOT CARE. Spotify is problematic, Streaming sucks ass with the fact shows/movies are getting pulled off left and right and streaming prices keep increasing not to mention the AMOUNT of streaming sites there are now. Is it difficult to process that some people prefer ACTUALLY owning the shit they like. "OH BUT ITS SOOO INCONVENIENT" but atleast it's intentional? Atleast it's mine? I get to snap a DVD in and own it and watch it offline without fear of it being pulled off a streaming site. If i'm listening to music on my phone and i get a notification- I will immediately pause that song, get distracted and not actually enjoy the music when sometimes I just want to unplug and listen to music un-interrupted and with cds/vinyls ATLEAST i can do that. I use an MP3 player for the single purpose of listening to music. "Your phone can do that" but I do nottt wanna use my phone all the time because it feels like every app on there is CONSTANTLY fighting for my attention or shoving AI in my face and i'm just TIIIRED of it. I've been ignoring these types of people but whenever I do actually check the comments of other physical media collectors like myself the comments are FILLED with people being so mean or judgmental and honestly i'm just sick of seeing it. NO ONE is telling you to switch to physical media, no one is shoving it to your face- People finally found a lifestyle they enjoyed, their collection is NOT harming you. I grew up on DVDS, getting back into building my own collection again has been healing. I'm from somewhere where there are NO dvd stores anymore and it's practically extinct which means it's been hard to collect them and yet I still do because I love owning the shows I like and something about seeing my collection grow with stuff I enjoy and want to watch has brought me so much joy. Its MY collection, its MY media, I became my own algorithm and library and i genuinely love that.
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What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?
the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.
what the fuck is this newspaper

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"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"
Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?
He has EVERY reason to do all that
trent belly trent buff beefy belly and arm
anyways gmorning have a trent moaning compilation. thanks to twitter and id like to add to it
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"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
OK SO
For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:
Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.
People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.
I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.
Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.
Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.