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going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

average kafka diary entry

There has never ever been a gay ship canonization that actually set gay rights back by a few years. Congrats to the spn writers♥️

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

They’re finally free…

It's the last month of 2019 so I'm gonna say it: what the fuck was that

The Great Gatsby

republicans will be like “pull yourself by your bootstraps” and then make fun of AOC for having been a bartender

that’s because that’s not the Republican approved way to pull yourself by your own bootstraps, which is getting millions of dollars in stock from your parents