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@instructorwolfie Wishing you the very happiest of birthdays today! May you look back on the last year and be able to say…

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💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌
Thank you @wickedlysexy1212! I'm sorry I dont know 12 people here anymore, but Ill definitely send the good vibes back to you! 🌻💕
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Absolutely they do , without them we would have nothing!!!! Come on people!!!! Let’s hear it👍😎💝
im a vet…..
Damn right they do
Hell Yeah!!!!!
I feel this in my soul. #tribe

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I now have ZERO fucks to give.
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Anthony Bourdain (sexiest thing you can do on a date)...
“...you learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together. If your date makes the experience uptight and restrictive, well, the sex is going to be horrible too. ...I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive. Stop worrying about how your breath's going to smell, whether there's beurre blanc on your face, or whether ordering the braised pork belly will make you look fat. Eating with abandon couldn't be more of a turn-on: it shows that you're comfortable with yourself.
A perfect date is with a person who eats without fear, prejudice, or concerns about his or her appearance. I remember one of my first dates with my wife (Ottavia): She ordered a six-pound lobster. I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it—she got a standing ovation from the floor staff. She's the kind of woman who will order filet mignon as an appetizer followed by a T-bone steak. Her fearless, open-minded approach to food is completely alluring. For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this meal and this order, and I choose you, the person across from me, to share it with. There's a beautiful intimacy in a meal like that. It's about exploration and taste. And kissing after dinner. And maybe there's a little wine and curry on your breath... and that's nice.”
I get Happy Feet when I eat a good meal.. and I'm completely unashamed about it!
🌸💕 for being kind and lovely, have a kiss on the forehead! pass it on to 10 people 💕🌸
😘sadly I dont really know 10 people on Tumblr...

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@instructor144 Pixie and Brutus are alive and well!!!!
Karma is the Sanskrit word for action. It is equivalent to Newton’s law of ‘every action must have a reaction’.
Karma Check
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I keep seeing this ad pop up across multiple platforms, and I'm taking it as a sign I need to make more Old West scented soap. Someone at a convention once described it it as "This soap smells like Sam Elliot looks!" (Leather, cut pine/sawdust, tobacco, coffee)
I must have soap that smells like Sam Elliott looks. MUST. Please do make more and let me know where/when I can obtain this fine product.
@sailorzeo I would love to have my sons switch from "Frathouse Funk" to "Sweet Sam"!!!! I'll order too!
You heard her, y’all. @ysl123 is your mom now.
I'd like to remind everyone the whole quote of: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Your family of choice is often more important than your genetic family. Find your tribe.
Ill be the crazy uncle!!! Yup the one with the red Solo cup
I’ll be the other crazy uncle, the one who pops over at Xmas and slips your kids a 20 each and then regales them with lurid tales and anecdotes about life in the city back in the golden age of depravity but who otherwise lives the hermit life out in the woods and who takes your kids when they visit on a tour of the back where they are traumatized for life from being attacked by my pocket velociraptors followed by me telling them about that time a deer tore past right along the fence while I was sipping my morning coffee on the porch with a pack of coyotes hot on its heels.
“Wow! The deer must’ve been really fast to escape them, huh Uncle Wolfie?”
“Oh, heck no, not nearly fast enough, they took it down right there by the back gate. It was really something to see. Noisy.”
😳😳😳 “MOMMMMMMMM!!!!!” 😭😭😭
Goals, however, I think rn I'm closer to the mentally-recovering gay cousin who takes you prom shopping and then disappears back into the unknown until the holidays.
Oooooh, I love this Tribe/family! Jump on in everyone. There's plenty of room! Hugs!!!!
@ysl123 can I be the crazy uncle who is always in the other room reading but also slips the kids a 20, tells them a bad dad joke and send them off to find @instructor144 or play in traffic or something?
Those kids will be loaded between you and @instructor144 giving them 20s, lol! You're crazy uncle #3. 😜
@ysl123 I am deeply concerned that all the uncles are a bit ... ya know....
In real life I’m already the quirky crazy cat person ancle (aunt + uncle, my nieces coined it after I came out), so.
@prismatic-bell every family needs at least one ancle. Mine was my uncle Frank, who met my uncle Tommy in the trenches in WW1 and they were "roommates" for life. Back then polite society referred to them as "perennial bachelors."
And I'll be Uncle #4 that tells them about ancient technology like dial telephones and ignition points and rabbit ears after getting their attention with $20 bills.....😁
Age notwithstanding, I am obviously the grandma. I knitted you a sweater…. Baked cookies for everyone… and sent you a holiday card with a check for $5. Don’t spend it all in one place. Grammy loves you!
Also, homemade quilts for EVERYONE. 🧵🪡
Hugs Grandma!!! Homemade gifts are the bestest!!!
I suppose I’ll be the bitchy Aunt, who works waaaayyyy to much, because there has been too much crap in her life. She loves you, just wait til I’m done with this call, and maybe the next, okay hunny?! Muah 💋 here’s a hundo, go get Auntie some wine from the cellar and grab yourself something at the corner store, oh and some Boston baked beans ! Thank you lovelies !
Yes, we need at least one frazzled overworked auntie to give the little tykes a vision of their future as grownups. 😁
@instructor144 can I be the Crazy Aunt who tells all the kiddos dirty jokes, sends the most bitchin birthday and holiday gifts, kidnaps them for crazy adventures, and takes them out for drinks on their 21st birthday?
Right, like you're gonna wait till their 21st birthday.
@instructor144 who? Me???
You heard her, y’all. @ysl123 is your mom now.
I'd like to remind everyone the whole quote of: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Your family of choice is often more important than your genetic family. Find your tribe.
Ill be the crazy uncle!!! Yup the one with the red Solo cup
I’ll be the other crazy uncle, the one who pops over at Xmas and slips your kids a 20 each and then regales them with lurid tales and anecdotes about life in the city back in the golden age of depravity but who otherwise lives the hermit life out in the woods and who takes your kids when they visit on a tour of the back where they are traumatized for life from being attacked by my pocket velociraptors followed by me telling them about that time a deer tore past right along the fence while I was sipping my morning coffee on the porch with a pack of coyotes hot on its heels.
“Wow! The deer must’ve been really fast to escape them, huh Uncle Wolfie?”
“Oh, heck no, not nearly fast enough, they took it down right there by the back gate. It was really something to see. Noisy.”
😳😳😳 “MOMMMMMMMM!!!!!” 😭😭😭
Goals, however, I think rn I'm closer to the mentally-recovering gay cousin who takes you prom shopping and then disappears back into the unknown until the holidays.
Oooooh, I love this Tribe/family! Jump on in everyone. There's plenty of room! Hugs!!!!
@ysl123 can I be the crazy uncle who is always in the other room reading but also slips the kids a 20, tells them a bad dad joke and send them off to find @instructor144 or play in traffic or something?
Those kids will be loaded between you and @instructor144 giving them 20s, lol! You're crazy uncle #3. 😜
@ysl123 I am deeply concerned that all the uncles are a bit ... ya know....
In real life I’m already the quirky crazy cat person ancle (aunt + uncle, my nieces coined it after I came out), so.
@prismatic-bell every family needs at least one ancle. Mine was my uncle Frank, who met my uncle Tommy in the trenches in WW1 and they were "roommates" for life. Back then polite society referred to them as "perennial bachelors."
And I'll be Uncle #4 that tells them about ancient technology like dial telephones and ignition points and rabbit ears after getting their attention with $20 bills.....😁
Age notwithstanding, I am obviously the grandma. I knitted you a sweater…. Baked cookies for everyone… and sent you a holiday card with a check for $5. Don’t spend it all in one place. Grammy loves you!
Also, homemade quilts for EVERYONE. 🧵🪡
Hugs Grandma!!! Homemade gifts are the bestest!!!
I suppose I’ll be the bitchy Aunt, who works waaaayyyy to much, because there has been too much crap in her life. She loves you, just wait til I’m done with this call, and maybe the next, okay hunny?! Muah 💋 here’s a hundo, go get Auntie some wine from the cellar and grab yourself something at the corner store, oh and some Boston baked beans ! Thank you lovelies !
Yes, we need at least one frazzled overworked auntie to give the little tykes a vision of their future as grownups. 😁
@instructor144 can I be the Crazy Aunt who tells all the kiddos dirty jokes, sends the most bitchin birthday and holiday gifts, kidnaps them for crazy adventures, and takes them out for drinks on their 21st birthday?

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