this is just like glee

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

i wasnt born i was canned and i emerged in 1858 when the can opener was invented and i was finally free from my aluminum prison

UPDATE: Sources say Prince Phillip has crossed the Acheron and reached the Citadel of Adjudication in Limbo. When approached for comment, King Minos was quoted saying he was "Real excited for this one, real excited."

BREAKING: Sources say judgment has been passed. Our team astral projecting into hell as spotted a pair of Imps carrying Prince Phillips shade on a pair of meathooks over the plains of Lust.

UPDATE: An emissary from heaven appears to have arrived and interrupted Prince Phillips transportation deeper into hell. They appear to be carrying a young shade. At the time it is unclear what the aides of heaven want with the prince's shade.

UPDATE: ITS DIANA WITH THE CHAIR

yeeowch! *is torn asunder*

rip prince philip you were so zombiecore bestie 💔

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

laughing at how Taylor said on Ellen that once she found the right guy she wouldn’t remember the boy who broke up with her on the phone in 27 seconds when she was 18 and now almost 13 years later we have her releasing scathing track after scathing track about Joe Jonas while his wife cheers her on

whoever white horse was written about. that dude needs to kill himself.

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again...

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me