inside a fantasy

first base is love bombing second base is having sex third base is going no contact & fourth base is having sex again

sometimes mutuals will put the most aggressively mediocre-looking nothingburger of a man on your dash and you'll have to just scroll on when they're down so horrendously bad for that ugly little guy in their tags and caption. live your truth bestie.

heated rivalry is great because rachel reid was like “i want to write about sidney crosby getting railed” and the jacob tierney was like “No we’re gonna make a show about love persevering despite toxic masculinity and homophobia in pro sports” and hudson williams was like “the studio has tricked me, langara college trained hudson williams, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted autistic hockey player with an ed and a beautiful mind” and connor storrie was like “i’m in a clown school commercial!”

Eloise Bridgerton lives to dodge marriage another day god bless

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

[TEXT: Sex - also known as shagging (AUDIO: The Iris Wildthyme Appreciation Society, PROSE: Happy Endings), boffing (PROSE: The Two Jasons), fucking (TV: Combat, Meat), hanky-panky (TV: Kill the Moon) [+], hooking up (PROSE: Rory's Stag), and how's-your-father (AUDIO: Visiting Hours, Serenity, A Photograph To Remember) - was an action performed by two or more people. /END]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

louis and armand go to great lengths to shelter not only each other's narratives from daniel in s3 but also lestat's. despite them both having extensive knowledge of lestat's experiences with nicki and magnus (and armand specifically knowing about gabrielle) they elect to share none of this except the very bare minimum necessary for context during the interview. armand presents lestat as a prince charming before any sort of struggling victim. just like louis and armand crafted their narrative in defense of being exploited by daniel, in many ways it seems like they extended the same consideration to lestat. if the promo scars are for real scars from the wolves, that's another thing louis completely left out of his retelling bc he just didn't consider it his place to tell. now see how classy loumand were and how even in their anger against lestat they still protect his story & trauma versus lestat who according to s3 promo is "pissed" at their version of events and telling his own out of spite. lestat is going full SCORCHED EARTH with ALL of their dirty laundry bc he just refused the memo. LOUMANDSTAT YOU ARE EVERYTHIIING.