1998

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

you have to romanticize the mundane or you won’t survive it’s cruel out there so drink your coffee and spray a little extra perfume