Existing Petty And Peachy

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

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I think he’s years ahead of us.

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

FUCK

Op, you said SHITTILY

@celestialcomets

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

You pleased a mad fae trickster

i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.

Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you

well fellas, it’s a LEAP YEAR, you know what that means! frog

Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*