An empty suit..?

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

I hate my brain it just spews out random bs sometimes

"Put the pussy in a wheelbarrow" girl what do that even mean

I said put the pussy in layaway once and now I'm trans so that's fun :]

i like this one a lot actually

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

MCR show so good tumblr went down for 5 minutes

MCR show so good tumblr went down TWICE

MCR show so good tumblr went down A THIRD TIME

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me