The little clap, omg

Holy shit this is actually real

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

name a scam bigger than women’s jeans

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

Oh thank god someone finally did this

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

she's bald except for the ponytail

That’s a warrior’s cut

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

Doing my part, meatGod approved

my favourite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slap

That time of year again

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