Thank Your Lucky Stars

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

There were extended periods of my life where I had to reinvent falling asleep every night. I would get into bed and be like I don't even remember what I usually do for this part

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

rpf stand for real people fucked

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday