Thank Your Lucky Stars

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

i’m on onion rings right now

still in pain and pissed off so i’m posting hard as fuck fingers just cracking the screen and shit

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