JEB! enthusiest

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

allrecipes.com

don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

[forgets word in foreign language] [substitutes english word but with an accent]

*gets “born to bottom” tatted on my buttcheek*

(ABAB) assigned bottom at birth

someone got paid to draw a dna double helix being fucked in half by anal beads

Maybe hes born with it, maybe it’s bottomlliene.

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time