this blog is not a well-curated museum. it’s my bedroom & i’m putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

is that simple task bothering you queen

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

i want to curl up inside a rose and fall asleep for a while

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.