it happened easy, darling

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

abortion on demand without question apology or moralization

i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion 🩷

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

being my mutual means we’re in a parasocial relationship automatically