SVSSS x Witch Hat Atelier AU
Master Shen meets an unexpected visitor...đ
Binghe would make a terrifying brimhat witch and I'm all for it <3 he's gonna show Shizun levels of Freak that no one's ever seen before

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SVSSS x Witch Hat Atelier AU
Master Shen meets an unexpected visitor...đ
Binghe would make a terrifying brimhat witch and I'm all for it <3 he's gonna show Shizun levels of Freak that no one's ever seen before

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Honestly I still think the Raincleaver is one of the funniest Qifrey lore-related things we get. This guy hates water so much he made a weapon to stab it with. Must feel cathartic as hell for him. Get out some of that pent-up aggression.
What I really love about Coco's and Agott's dynamic is the play on the usual 'works hard vs naturally talented' dynamic that we can often see with these pairings. Despite what you might assume at first from her sense of superiority and the tropes that usually come with it, Agott isn't naturally talented, just as much as Coco isn't. Agott is an incredibly hard worker and so is Coco. What makes them different is that Agott harbors the weigh of her perfectionism. Nothing is ever good enough, neat enough, fast enough for her. She's harsh on Coco but she's the harshest on herself, buckling under the weight of her own expectations and even more so when those expectations are presented by others. She has worked incredibly hard, she's incredibly skilled, but she struggles to find value and satisfaction in her skill because she's always striving for something More.
Coco on the other hand is more than aware she's a complete amateur and has it beaten over her head constantly (in no small amount by Agott herself). She knows she lacks knowledge and practice and sometimes she does get discouraged because of it. But the expectation that Coco won't know things or won't be able to do them perfectly is as freeing for her as it can be demoralizing. Despite the insecurity, Coco is urged ahead by her wonder and love for magic. She's very quick witted and a fast learner and most importantly, she's not afraid to fail! She knows it's very likely that she will fail so she's no longer afraid of it, she just pushes ahead to the best of her abilities, eagerly soaking in things she has seen and learn and tries again and again and again until she finally figures it out, basing her value as a witch on that moment of figuring it out and not on all the failures that came before.
As much as Agott is good for Coco as someone to learn from and emulate, so is Coco for Agott for those same exact things. Agott may be a well of practical knowledge, but Coco is the one that shows Agott that it's okay to fail, that it's okay to have to try over and over again, and that it's that very ability to try and fail and learn and try again that makes one eventually succeed.
everyone saying happy mother's day to qifrey and then arguing about if qifrey can claim the term mother just for coco's va to come on and wish happy mother's day to olruggio
most relatable line of the whole episode

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i aged them up just a smidge
my favourite svsss trope will always be "anonymous helper shen yuan" because it just fits him so well. mr "i don't want to be screwed up by the plot" but also mr "i love luo binghe hes the center of the universe" always ends up with shen yuan being like "im going to help binghe as much as possible!!! from back here, of course. don't mind me, plot."
shen yuan transmigrated into a wife? he'll try to blend in and avoid his marital duties, while also accidentally reforming the system, and providing sex ed!
he transmigrated into a disciple? he'll stand up for binghe behind his back and sneak him food while thinking "don't mind me, just a random kind NPC" (he has already fully wife-beamed binghe)
if he transmigrated into a demon? well of course he'll write a guide book for anyone who happens to fall into the abyss, and of course he'll give specific directions to a certain sword and... luo binghe? why are you showing up at my door and proposing? i haven't done anything???
Watching Bing-ge do mental gymnastics over why his alternate universe self would be sleeping with Shen Qingqiu is so funny to me no matter how I look at it.
You get to witness him talking himself into it in real time, going from, âlook at him, that evil bitch, he's the worst person alive, so depraved, I have no compassion for such a heartless wretch," to, "well, I mean heâs never been uglyâbut like how gross of AU me, like why would I jump into bed withâwell, no okay I can see it. Yeah, okay I wonât lie, I definitely see the sex appeal. Iâm just gonnaâŚfake seduce him just to fuck with him a little bit. Yeah. Thatâll show him. Heâll be so humiliated..." before immediately jumping to, "you know, I bet I could fuck him way better than AU me could.â
Like we don't even have evidence he's slept with a single dude before, but after like 12 hours with new Shizun he's already progressed to "so here's how I'll get my first male wife into the harem,"
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
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lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says âthere is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go outâ lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing iâve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingĂźinos take their sweet time and arenât very fast walkers to begin with.
can I volunteer to be a penguin
I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr Iâve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.
So a while back (I canât remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just⌠followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they canât get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.
Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian Kingâs Guard. This isnât really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that thereâs a penguin in the Norwegian army
Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.
Carry on âŚ
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A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade â as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2â high.
So the answer to âcan I volunteer to be a penguinâ is at least occasionally âyes.â
I had the honour of meeting Major General Sir Nils Olav III (he got promoted again at some point) recently at Edinburgh zoo!

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Please make a post about the story of the RMS Carpathia, because it's something that's almost beyond belief and more people should know about it.
Carpathia received Titanicâs distress signal at 12:20am, April 15th, 1912. She was 58 miles away, a distance that absolutely could not be covered in less than four hours.
(Californianâs exact position at the time isâŚcontroversial. She was close enough to have helped. By all accounts she was close enough to see Titanicâs distress rockets. Itâs uncertain to this day why her crew did not respond, or how many might not have been lost if she had been there. This is not the place for what-ifs. This is about what was done.)
Carpathiaâs Captain Rostron had, yes, rolled out of bed instantly when woken by his radio operator, ordered his ship to Titanicâs aid and confirmed the signal before he was fully dressed. The man had never in his life responded to an emergency call. His goal tonight was to make sure nobody who heard that fact would ever believe it.
All of Carpathiaâs lifeboats were swung out ready for deployment. Oil was set up to be poured off the side of the ship in case the sea turned choppy; oil would coat and calm the water near Carpathia if that happened, making it safer for lifeboats to draw up alongside her. He ordered lights to be rigged along the side of the ship so survivors could see it better, and had nets and ladders rigged along her sides ready to be dropped when they arrived, in order to let as many survivors as possible climb aboard at once.
I donât know if his making provisions for there still being survivors in the water was optimism or not. I think he knew they were never going to get there in time for that. I think he did it anyway because, god, you have to hope.
Carpathia had three dining rooms, which were immediately converted into triage and first aid stations. Each had a doctor assigned to it. Hot soup, coffee, and tea were prepared in bulk in each dining room, and blankets and warm clothes were collected to be ready to hand out. By this time, many of the passengers were awakeâprepping a ship for disaster relief isnât quietâand all of them stepped up to help, many donating their own clothes and blankets.
And then he did something I tend to refer to as diverting all power from life support.
Hereâs the thing about steamships: They run on steam. Shocking, I know; but that steam powers everything on the ship, and right now, Carpathia needed power. So Rostron turned off hot water and central heating, which bled valuable steam power, to everywhere but the dining roomsâwhich, of course, were being used to make hot drinks and receive survivors. He woke up all the engineers, all the stokers and firemen, diverted all that steam back into the engines, and asked his ship to go as fast as she possibly could. And when sheâd done that, he asked her to go faster.
I need you to understand that you simply canât push a ship very far past its top speed. Pushing that much sheer tonnage through the water becomes harder with each extra knot past the speed it was designed for. Pushing a ship past its rated speed is not only recklessâitâs difficult to maneuverâbut it puts an incredible amount of strain on the engines. Ships are not designed to exceed their top speed by even one knot. They canât do it. It canât be done.
Carpathiaâs absolute do-or-die, the-engines-canât-take-this-forever top speed was fourteen knots. Dodging icebergs, in the dark and the cold, surrounded by mist, she sustained a speed of almost seventeen and a half.
No one would have asked this of them. It wasnât expected. They were almost sixty miles away, with icebergs in their path. They had a responsibility to respond; they did not have a responsibility to do the impossible and do it well. No one would have faulted them for taking more time to confirm the severity of the issue. No one would have blamed them for a slow and cautious approach. No one but themselves.
They damn near broke the laws of physics, galloping north headlong into the dark in the desperate hope that if they could shave an hour, half an hour, five minutes off their arrival time, maybe for one more person those five minutes would make the difference. I say: three people had died by the time they were lifted from the lifeboats. For all we know, in another hour it might have been more. I say they made all the difference in the world.
This ship and her crew received a message from a location they could not hope to reach in under four hours. Just barely over three hours later, they arrived at Titanicâs last known coordinates. Half an hour after that, at 4am, they would finally find the first of the lifeboats. it would take until 8:30 in the morning for the last survivor to be brought onboard. Passengers from Carpathia universally gave up their berths, staterooms, and clothing to the survivors, assisting the crew at every turn and sitting with the sobbing rescuees to offer whatever comfort they could.
In total, 705 people of Titanicâs original 2208 were brought onto Carpathia alive. No other ship would find survivors.
At 12:20am April 15th, 1912, there was a miracle on the North Atlantic. And it happened because a group of humans, some of them strangers, many of them only passengers on a small and unimpressive steam liner, looked at each other and decided: I cannot live with myself if I do anything less.
I think the least we can do is remember them for it.
I canât begin to describe how happy and flattered and a little teary I am that this just broke 100k.
I may be the actual only human being on Tumblr with a post this popular that I not only donât regret making, but am actually HAPPY whenever I notice a surge in its circulation.Â
I never intended this to gain any traction at all (youâll notice thereâs no sources or anythingâthis was a personal ramble, prompted in good humor by a friend after I jokingly said that I wished someone would give me an excuse to cry about Carpathia on Tumblr so I could get it out of my system.) I literally expected to get, like, maybe 20 likes and a reblog, from friends, indulging me in my nonsense.
It justâŚ.means a lot to me that itâs touched so many people. I see a lot of tags to the effect of âHOW DARE YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS AND MAKE ME CRY ABOUT A BOATâ that are often really funny, but overwhelmingly the tags on this post are from people saving it for a rainy day, or remarking in a sort of quiet awe that they never even really thought about her role in the storyâand God knows I never did, I learned it by complete accident much as most of the people whoâve found this post.Â
And so many of you guys are taking strength and reassurance from the reminder not only that people are capable of amazing things together, but simply that kindness matters and that a simple, tiny act of compassion is never wasted. Iâm just really glad to have been able to do that for some folks.
If I can just add one personal note. I need to emphasize something I only touched on in the original post.
I need to emphasize that Carpathia failed.
A lot of the tags and comments have a tinge ofâŚdespair, or guilt, or wistfulness about things like this happening so rarely. Or inadequacy, or just being overwhelmed or unhappy about not being in a position to step up in a comparable way. And I want to gently bring up the fact that this is still the sinking of the Titanic.Â
They did not get there in time. They did not save the ship. It can be argued that they may not even have saved a single life; we have no way of knowing. This was still a horrific maritime disaster mired in arrogance and incompetence and a lack of care.
If the response to this story shows anything, it shows this:Â It matters that they tried.Â
Even though they got there too late, even though the ship still sank. It matters that they tried. The difference between making the best reasonable speed after confirming the seriousness of the situation, and the miracle they pulled offâit matters. It makes all the difference. Even if it made no difference at all. Not one of you read this and concluded that I was stupid for caring so much when the Titanic still sank and all those people still died.
You donât have to fix the world. Youâll likely be cold and sick and miserable and testy and scared, and unprepared, and in over your head, and entirely too small to be of any real use. It feels stupid, passing out blankets and coffee in the middle of an ice field knowing what just happened. Itâs hard to feel anything but useless when all you can do is tap a wireless transmitter and promise help that you know will come too late.
It matters that they fought for those people. It matters that they cared, and it matters that they tried. It matters that they didnât stop. If it didnât matter, you wouldnât have read this far.
I have been struck with inspiration and now ALL YOU FUCKERS GOTTA HEAR IT! SCUM VILLAIN AU, BUT ITS A WHAT IF!
Specifically, what if before the IAC, SQQ and LBH go on a mission together and encounter a cave with a rhyme puzzle thing. SQQ is super curious about it because he has no idea what the hell is going on with it or this cave, so he tries to figure out the answer. LBH, however, gets it right away. The answer is "Unconditional Love," (and SQQ is *very* angry about it. "Unconditional Love"?! Airplane, when he gets his hands on you-!!!)
Anyway, there's a sword inside. It's sentient and pure white and- okay, look, it's Xin Mo if Xin Mo was all about love and sacrifice of the self and non-murdery sort. Naturally, SQQ is catnip to it and now it's harassing him like a cat that wants your food; except it just wants his hands. Specifically it wants him to hold it so they can perma-bond. Forever. SQQ, unfortunately, is eventually harassed into grabbing it, and that's it. He's doomed to have this sword. This sword that only chooses someone who bares one. specific. trait.
So yeah, now LBH knows that there is Someone out there who his shizun loves unconditionally, and either he figures out real quick that it's him, or he goes days agonizing and glaring at everyone who looks at SQQ about it, Then figures it out.
That's it. That's the bit. Take this from me and let it haunt your dreams tonight.
my buddy roki inspired me when they said phainon and mydei would smash chairs over each other's heads
Collecting these rn
the extra has given us a lot to mull over but I'm still hung up on Binghe's top 250 movie marathon

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel
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