if you the trick then i'm the treat

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does

men?

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave 

someone just reblogged this old post out of nowhere, causing a sense of calmness and prosperity to wash over me like a wave 

Happy pride month to that rat

That's fucking horrifying actually, they basically called her up with a threat

Post gandalf big naturals

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

salvation army

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

They're a flavour enhancer, like salt or soy sauce.

MSG (more substantial gender)