huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

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life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

I am fully ready to testify in court that Ilya is not actually particularly dominant. He’s just a service top whose long-term sexual partner happened to be thoroughly submissive and he cares more about pleasing than what role he’s in. But those of us who are enlightened can see submissive top Ilya gets his turn in ep. 4 for a brief moment. He’s in there and ready for those rare occasions Shane is so overcome with lust he accidentally takes the wheel.

most unrealistic thing about iwtv is armand being the rebound btw. the guy is genuinely the most gorgeous mesmerising man i've ever seen in my life, if i was louis or lestat i would immediately forget every man i've ever encountered just upon meeting him im not even kidding and for this to happen not once but twice! unbelievable fr

amc’s iwtv… how to explain to someone that it’s prestige tv.. a masterfully written epic saga on unreliable narration and the wateriness of memory and distortion of the truth, unintentional or otherwise . AND it’s a toxic gothic gay romance with lots of gore and sex, cause hot vampires, yknow. BUT. it’s cinematic. but also like you’re watching a play. AND above all it’s a heartbreaking tragedy about boundless love intertwined with the crushing inability to love correctly. uhhh anthony bourdain is there too. AND it’s fucking. hilarious

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

genuinely social media has fucked everything up and we need to realize that the average person is normal and you are in fact allowed to make art and exist in the public eye while not looking like an airbrushed 20 year old and that your personal appearance really does not matter that much

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

basically my opinion on many many things is “you should be allowed to do that and i should be allowed to be uncomfortable with it and the government and law should not be involved in this whatsoever”

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

you should clean your room I'm not saying that you have to I'm just saying you were thinking about cleaning your room and yeah you should probably clean your room (I wrote this post for myself it's a callout post I should clean my room)

but it's so much work

wow. uh, rooms clean. that was a lot faster than normal