same as it ever was

it will never not be funny to me that one of civil bresinga's main purposes in the story is to throw queer allegations at fitz and the fool and call them slurs

lolll 😂 he thinks i hold any boundaries on my love 😂😂 he doesn't know that my love is limitless 😂😂😂

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

can you lez the fuck in

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you