Daniel: Hey, uh, I gotta call in a missing vampire report.
Benji: Yeah, of course, I'll spread the word, doc. What's your name and maker?
Daniel: Yeah, uh, he used to call me "beloved," and I called him "boss" one time, but he's really like an extra big kid so he's really just bossy.
Benji: Yeah, dime a dozen in these vampires. But your name and-
Daniel: And this idiot, ya know, I used to call him, constantly. Come pick me up, don't leave me alone, come to me, all of that! And then, I get turned, and I can't call him anymore! This guy has never heard of a forwarding number. I should know! I didn't tell him about them!
Daniel: Like I wander off in a huff this ONE time, and I get a little lost because yeah, the world is so fucking loud when you're a fledgling you know that, and then I can't find him! It's like he put all of his sweet sweet blood in me, and then that like... made it impossible to ever find me again. Like I can point right now, and I'm pretty sure he's up the East Coast, but the feeling isn't like a homing signal, you know? And I never had to be the one to find him, so I don't even know how he hides.
Daniel: Sometimes I think I just need to find him to chew him out a little, you know? That's how we always got on. I'd yell at him, and he'd simper, which would get me even angrier, and I would try to get HIM angry, and then we'd fight and-
Daniel: oh. Daniel Molloy
Benji: of course it fucking is
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