Loyal Dog

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

if you have trouble understanding rpf & its morals here are some truths abt it that you need to know : 1) rpf is always ethical 2) a rpf truther is always right 3) you should always ask yourself the question "how can i make this abt rpf?" 4) never give up, most rpf truthers give up just before being proven right 5) always remember to have fun with it. you're welcome

if you’re spearheading a scrappy little group fighting for a lost cause there’s really no better strategy than to foster really intense one-on-one relationships with everyone while refusing to fuck any of them. that way they’ll be too delirious with lust to notice when their devotion starts to veer into the irrational

I crave love but it’s also about feeling chosen. and worthy. and understood

im an absolute fan of when characters have their own twisted perceptions of love. like holy shit that guy thinks inflicting pain is affection! woah this silly man believes love is a form of ownership! give me more.

nothing is more thrilling to me than two men NOT fucking

i <3 unresolved sexual tension especially if at least one person is borderline suicidal about it

personally I think an underutilized ship dynamic is "this is so ill-advised that we are both aware on some level that it cannot possibly end in anything but a breakup so acrimonious that we'll spend the rest of our lives hunting each other for sport, but we have decided to keep making out with each other anyway."

i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder

all fiction is unethical. why are you lying for fun

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

I hate hate hate that having the utmost respect in sports is inevitably destroying your opponent

You are my biggest rival and my wins would mean so much less without you, I respect you so much, therefore I have to destroy you to the brink of death and you will try to annihilate me to the ground in turn, there is no gifting or making it easy, our respect means mutual destruction

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.