Vincero!

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

Hell yeah

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

they should let me have access to the decaydance email server & shane valdez’s NDA & ryan ross’s spotify account & the cricket & clover flash drives