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sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

ADHD means I’m really good at getting small compartments of my life in order but I can only do one at a time. So if my house is clean just know something else fell the fuck apart so that could happen.

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

Hell yeah king show more skin!

you guys are just posting anything these days

i wish people online were capable of not swinging from one extreme to another omg like how did "dont shame gbt people for liking men" and "acting like men r inherently doomed to be horrible is counterproductive gender essentialism" turn into "if u say anything bad abt men thats bad and lesbians r weird for not liking men" like its getting very weird and very obvious that nobody actually understands what critical thinking is they just read posts online and then see how far they can run w them

So many of the worst takes online are born of the concept "thing bad, therefore opposite of thing good" like no, sometimes the opposite is bad as well

are u: “sorry?” or “excuse me?” or “what?” when you dont hear/understand what someone says

If you think I’ll ever get over Harry on his knees holding a bi flag over his head screaming freedom at the very top of his lungs, I’ve got some beach front property in Arizona to sell you.