i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

Incredible faces OP, love how loose the lines are and the expressions/profiles are brilliant

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

this post has been tagged Harry du Bois 110 times as of writing

minute rice? forsooth. twould be far stranger if the rice were not minute, but rather enormous

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad